Breaking: Jared Kushner Buys 'Observer' in Journalism Fire Sale

So it is Drudged, so it is done. A 25-year-old law student just bought the Observer. Let that sink in. Stare at your hands. Take a deep breath. Now piss on your resume and shoot yourself in the head.

But, hey — the Observer won't die this week! And at least their savior is young, cute and Jewish, which should please about 70% of the staff in one way or another.

Breaking: Jared Kushner Buys 'Observer' in Journalism Fire Sale

Update: Times photo confirms Kushner's hotness. And David Carr is just happy the kid's grasp of media extends beyond MySpace.

UpdateUpdate: Observer addresses the issue, seems hopeful, mentions Kushner's productivity at the tender age of 19.

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