Last night, on a very special episode of Project Runway: bad boy contestant Keith Micheal sparked the baritone ire of fashion-coach Tim Gunn when his fey roommates discovered Keith had fashion pattern books in his room. To make matters worse, Keith also left the production unsupervised and checked the internet. Bringing any sort of how-to books and surfing for internet porn are, as Gunn says, "big no-nos." And so the scolded child must pack his bags and go, resigned to a cruel fate of designing Old Navy performance fleece.

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