Behold the madness that is today's iced coffee giveaway at the Starbucks on Spring and Crosby: shouting baristas, an a/c-depleting line out the door, and one poor girl's attempt at air traffic control. Two things are very clear: it's never too hot for cheap New Yorkers, and Starbucks employees really hate the corporate office.

Earlier: The Infinite Torture of Starbucks (Check out the comments for reports of other Starbucks riots around the city.)