We thought today's celebration of all things Bruce Willis would begin and end with this morning's post about Die Hard 4's release date and the actor's suing of the treacherous boyhood pal he hired to salvage the most flattering photographic examples of his pre-male-pattern-baldness self from a jumble of hat boxes in his basement. But we were wrong, so very wrong. Minutes ago, someone shared with us this stunning video tribute to the majesty of the franchise that kicked off an entire decade of inferior work in the "unlikely hero fighting bad guys in an enclosed space" genre, set to a song that has at least momentarily revived an enthusiasm for the word "motherfucker" recently dulled by too many expletive-laced Samuel L. Jackson complaints about the unfavorable reptile-to-passenger ratio on his airplane. Turn up your speakers and enjoy.