Well, it's been a wonderful week in journalism, but now it's time for judgment to be rendered and opprobrium bestowed. Please select your favorite entry from the poll below (Note: each selection will take you back to the original piece, in case you need to refresh your memory.). The poll will remain open until, oh, whenever the hell we wake up Monday morning, at which point we'll announce the winner and the prize. In the meantime, keep reading, and keep sending us your selections. Every bit of bad prose helps.

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