• New Observer owner: young, rich, hot, take your pick.
• The Blackout: An e-mail from a friend of a friend totally predicted it.
• Real estate: Gorge yourself on other people's misery.
• The Elizabeth Hasselbeck video: See it again with someone you love.
• Jessica Joffe: Fetching new chinos comfortable for dinner parties, social climbing.
• Jon Friedman: Still a douchebag, but no longer aware that we're labeling him as such.
• Hud Morgan: Sorta looks like that kid from "The Office." Might want to get some lessons in acting sincere.
• Why Rich Guys Buy Magazines: Spoiler Alert: Pussy.

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