There are many ways we'd rather not start our day, but reading hirsute, temperamental actor Alec Baldwin on the Huffington Post, as he tries to get himself re-worked up over political injustice by using graphic sexual metaphors, might top the list:
Gore, who limped off of the American political stage after the 2000 election after being gang raped by Dick Cheney, Justice Sandra Day O'Connor and James Baker...
Gang rape? Really? On a Monday? In the first paragraph?
We can hardly wait for the next installment, when Baldwin likens the two-party system to double penetration.