Sandra Day O'Connor Implicated in Alec Baldwin's Gang Rape Fantasies

There are many ways we'd rather not start our day, but reading hirsute, temperamental actor Alec Baldwin on the Huffington Post, as he tries to get himself re-worked up over political injustice by using graphic sexual metaphors, might top the list:

Gore, who limped off of the American political stage after the 2000 election after being gang raped by Dick Cheney, Justice Sandra Day O'Connor and James Baker...

Gang rape? Really? On a Monday? In the first paragraph?

We can hardly wait for the next installment, when Baldwin likens the two-party system to double penetration.

The Specialist [HuffPo]