Children of the Ruling Class: Theo Wenner Assumes the Position

The only surprise about Jann Wenner's 19-year-old son Theo spending the summer as a Rolling Stone photo intern is the news that Jann has a son named Theo. Presumably short for Theodore, but still — Theo? Was "Cliff" not available?

As we were saying, the Bard sophomore has been bouncing about the RS offices, cropping pictures of Chingy. The next issue of the mag features two of Theo's photos for short articles about Cassie and Ben Kweller; wonder if he's pissed that his big break was in such a lame magazine. Maybe Blender will take you next year, big guy.

Moving forward: let's see the MySpace and Facebook pictures. We trust you all to realize our dream.

An Intern With a Shot at the Top [Lowdown (2nd item)]