God sent the angel Janice Min to Nazareth, a town in Galilee, to a sitcom actress pledged to be married to a man named Vincent, a descendant of Owen. The actress' name was Jennifer. The angel went to her and said, "Greetings, you who are highly favored! The Lord is with you."
As it was written in the Good Book, Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn are officially engaged, confirmed by the wedding planners at Us Weekly* and trumpeted on the Today show by EIC Janice Min (clip TK). According to Min, they were engaged June 27 after a week spent in Mexico; Vince got down on one knee, blah blah blah. That's about it; you're now well-equipped to mill around the watercooler.