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Just your brief, weekly reminder that your online diary is always worth a small advance, courtesy of Publisher's Lunch:

From the blogger of WAITER RANT, an insider's look at a waiter's life at an upscale New York area restaurant — dubbed Kitchen Confidential at the front of the house, to Emily Takoudes at Ecco, in a pre-empt, by Farley Chase at the Waxman Literary Agency (NA).

OK, so you've never even heard of WaiterRant (or, alas, we haven't). Does it matter? It's a blog, it must be a book. If you're hankering for your piece of the diluted pie, they'll be giving away deals at all Starbucks today from 1-3 PM.