Yesterday Us Weekly reported that Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn were engaged; a few hours later, Aniston's publicist Stephen Huvane denied the story, saying that the magazine was simply wrong and that there was no engagement. Just like any decent flack, Huvane has been known to outright lie on behalf of his clients — but at this point, we don't really care if he's lying or not. We're just happy to have this picture of him picking the gum off of Kirsten Dunst's shoe. That, friends, is what the PR industry is all about.
You probably have a much better joke for this humiliating picture. Send your captions to firstname.lastname@example.org by 3 PM tomorrow; our favorite wins two tickets to the frighteningly bizarre Spiegeltent. Just because.