Last night, Yelp held a fantastic bash for its users, giving geeks a lesson in real San Francisco partying. Valleywag intern Beth Gottfried dug through the photos by Mitchell Aidelbaum and added commentary.

Geek out: Yelp Elite at SFMOMA


Like a series of tubes, interconnected.

Geek out: Yelp Elite at SFMOMA


"Maybe if I close my eyes I can pretend I'm not inhaling."

Geek out: Yelp Elite at SFMOMA


"MUCH better than butter, Russel."

Geek out: Yelp Elite at SFMOMA


"Dude, They're Siamese. I swear! I can put my hand on both their shoulders."

Geek out: Yelp Elite at SFMOMA


"I was told there would be cute Emo boys. Where are the cute Emo boys?"

Geek out: Yelp Elite at SFMOMA


"We're so strung out. Ha ha, our little joke. Actually pulling this string undoes her dress."

Geek out: Yelp Elite at SFMOMA


"Honey, you know I only like being touched there at GigaOM Events."

Geek out: Yelp Elite at SFMOMA


"There are free passes if I'm press or if I promise to kiss girls."

Geek out: Yelp Elite at SFMOMA


"Those Web 2.0 Hotties can eat me."

Geek out: Yelp Elite at SFMOMA


"Wait. How can you be taking a picture of me if...I'm so confused!"

Geek out: Yelp Elite at SFMOMA


"I'm too hip to care."

Geek out: Yelp Elite at SFMOMA


"It's really unkind of you not to forward the casual dress memo."

Photos: Yelp Elite at SFMOMA [Mitchell Aidelbaum on Flickr]