Defamer Real Estate: Take Val Kilmer's Ranch Off His Hands

A Defamer operative in the market for multimillion-dollar, celebrity-owned New Mexico resort real estate stumbled upon a listing for Val Kilmer's Pecos River Ranch, a riverside spread up for sale for the low, low price of $18,000,000. Eight figures seems like an absolute steal for the ability to fly-fish in the same waters into which the renowned, if currently doughy, actor cast innumerable, exquisitely tied lures, while the true, well-monied superfan will enjoy a unique opportunity to recreate Kilmer's monthly peyote binge, in which he casts the property's stock of mule deers, turkeys, black bears, cougars, waterfowl, bobcats, beavers, eagles, and peregrine falcons in a community theater recreation of his favorite scenes from The Island of Dr. Moreau.

[Photo: Sotheby's, with a splash of Photoshop]