Yes, it's the eleventh volume of "AOL Creepy User Watch"! Since last edition, we've found new freaks:

• Okay, okay, you are going to DIE when you hear this search phrase. Wait for it...

  Wait for it...

  "is it unhealthy to store up seman or cum in a glass and drink it in a week"

  I KNOW OH MY GOD, right?

  It's not all about the sperm. (After the fifth page of searches, anyway.) User 1879967's crazy runs so much deeper. He or she is searching for "lauren shanahan sheehan wanted for fraud" — is User 1879967 the wanted or a victim?

  1879967 is also looking for cocaine purification methods, seeking glory holes in Illinois, and asking why his wife has gone cold on him (and her boyfriend)...do we have a couple's record here, with the wife sucking down schlongs in Illinois porn shops and her husband left wondering why she won't put out? Sift through the full search record to dive into this sordid story. (There are enough addresses and phone numbers that someone could probably ID these two — if one were so devious.)

• User 2263443 is a creep, he's a nutjob...and what the hell is he doing searching "NAMBLA", then "Boys and Girls Club of Fullerton"? [Thanks, Jenelle!]
• The Something Awful forums produced a stunning string of creepy users, including a hopeful ordained pastor with a cute little perversion. [Something Awful]

Earlier: Volume 8, Volume 9, Volume 10 [Valleywag]

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