Shockingly, these gentlemen work in the financial industry.

We love us some Andrew Ross Sorkin, and his DealBook blog is always a pleasure to read, so we were particularly thrilled to see "Trader's Night Out," the Times' foray into party crash coverage. It's a tough question as to whose subjects are douchier, ours or theirs, but either way, it's a big enough table and everyone's welcome. We just hope they develop a version of Blue States Lose soon.

Oh, right.

Trader's Night Out [NYT]