• Example A: Body Odor and Barf. [Ultrasparky]
• Example B: Fainting and Head Injuries. [The Three-Toed Sloth]
• Example C: Shiny new video screens, cockblocked by a homeless dude. [east village idiot]
• In an aeroplane over the sea, she got peed on by a small Chinese child. [B'scuse me?]
• If only all New Yorkers went to such lengths to keep roaches out of their homes. [The Liam McEneaney Experience]
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