Short Ends: Special Premiere Day All "Snakes on a Plane" Edition!

· Our friends at the WOW Report are having way too much fun with some rubber reptiles, but their Snakes on Cocaine is pretty inspired. Andy Dick totally wants in on that party.
Collider.com's Mr. Beaks, the guy who introduced us to the magic that is Snakes on a Plane with his game-changing "You either you want to see that, or you don't" interview with Samuel L. Jackson, reviews the movie.
SoaP arts and crafts time! Make your own Snakes on a Paper Airplane.
The LAT's Richard Rushfield tells the uplifting tale of the MySpace blogger who overcame New Line's crushing discrimination against female SoaP fans without vanity URLs to finally get invited to the premiere at 10:30 p.m. the night before it occurred. There are happy endings in Hollywood after all.