Favorite songs: "Rock Lobster," B-52s; unspecified Van Halen.
Favorite TV shows: The Wonder Years, Miami Vice, MacGyver.
Complexion: "Zesty salmon-orange."
Best Osama dialogue that could be a hip hop lyric: "Dance like a Caucasoid girl!"
His Prerogative [Harper's]
Earlier: The Greatest Terrorist's Love of All