Favorite songs: "Rock Lobster," B-52s; unspecified Van Halen.

Favorite TV shows: The Wonder Years, Miami Vice, MacGyver.

Complexion: "Zesty salmon-orange."

Best Osama dialogue that could be a hip hop lyric: "Dance like a Caucasoid girl!"

His Prerogative [Harper's]

Earlier: The Greatest Terrorist's Love of All