We thought it was made clear yesterday, but apparently the matter needs some reiteration: Jews are over. And still we just won't be quiet, not for a single moment! Yesterday in Penn Plaza, a group of Jews held a die-in — yes, a die-in, like a sit-in but with fake dying — to protest Israel's "brutal" attacks on Lebanon (but Jews of alternative opinions are tired, too [see: Jews for Jesus]). Not only did they throw themselves on the ground to convey their "protest death," but they coordinated the die-in with other die-ins in Philadelphia, Los Angeles and San Francisco AND had the foresight to post a four minute clip of themselves playing dead. Plotz away, people. We're still tired as hell.