We'd Prefer To Set The Record For Staying Off The Subway, But That's Just Us

To follow-up on our transit transients who intended to break the record for most egregious waste of time fastest ride through the entire NYC subway system, covering all of 230 miles in the process.

We are delighted to report that they did indeed set the record, by a full sixty minutes. We are not surprised to report that Guinness is not officially acknowledging the record because they're stoners they didn't set foot on the platform in each station.

Regardless, we extend to them our kudos, but we're not shaking hands because we anticipate they'll need to shower for 48 hours to decontaminate.

Straphangers Break Record
[NY1]
The Subway In A Day [NY DailyNews]
[Image: Gothamist]