Gawker's Week In Review: Michael Noer, Lady Charmer

• Say it with us, all together now, No Moer Noer, No Moer Noer!! Million Career-Woman March on Sunday, make sure you bring your igallop.
• The NY Post thinks duplication is the sincerest form of flattery. The NY Post thinks duplication is the sincerest form of flattery.
• We put you up on Diddy's love of bacon & egg sandwiches. Combine sandwich with Proactive for "silky smooth cocoa butter skin."
• First we thought Marisha Pressl was only so-so. Until we saw her sultry performance in a black-and-white photo. Then we saw her again in the Village Voice and wondered why we were reading it.
• We interrogated Tom Suozzi on your behalf. Then decided to cut a couple commercials that raise his chances of winning from "no chance in hell," to "no chance this election."
• Towards the end of the week Chris and Jessica left their posts to actually experience outside air in the summer (we hear wonderful things), so we went to Plan B. The FDA said we could do it without a prescription.
• Survivor is breaking out all the stops. No word on whether Gawker HQ was divided by race this week, but we're sure bringing him in helped boost the end-of-summer ratings
• You're still here reading this? Don't you know this week is already over?