To justify our optimism we will give you an example: we were riding the subway and noticed this sign for the MTA lost and found department.
Naturally, you would expect in a city like New York that some effort would be made to reunite people with their lost dentures, crutches, and balls of yarn. These are things people need to live. But it was an item to the left of the sign that stoked the fires of hope in our bosom.
Not only can you bring live cobras onto the subway, there is actually a department that handles lost cobra claims in the event you and your cobra should be separated. We're going to be fine, people.