Matthew Broderick Horseback Injury; Insert Your Own Joke About SJP's Equine Features Here

TMZ reports that Matthew Broderick, beloved star of stage and screen, has broken a collar bone during a horseback ride in Sligo. A spokesman announced that the star was in a little pain but is fine." We've got to believe that this is God's way of telling him to stay out of Ireland.

Broderick Injured on a Horse — Of Course Of Course [TMZ]