JonBenet Ramsey Still Probably Murdered by JonBenet Ramsey's Parents

God damn it. You go to the trouble of actually doing your research, you say all the right things, and you still can't get put in jail for pedophilia. It's like, what do you have to do, actually fuck kids?

BOULDER, Colorado (CNN) — Prosecutors abandoned their case against schoolteacher John Mark Karr on Monday, saying that DNA tests failed to link Karr to the slaying of child beauty contestant JonBenet Ramsey.

Look how mad he is! Ooooh, so mad! Me John Mark Karr! Me so angry! Me going to drive me Civic over to the playground and not do anything illegal!

GOOD MORNING!

No DNA Match, No JonBenet Charges [CNN]