NEW YORK - Rapper Foxy Brown pleaded guilty on Monday to misdemeanor assault charges stemming from a fight with salon workers over a manicure. The plea deal, which spares her jail time, requires her to serve three years probation and take anger management classes, said Edison Alban, a spokesman for the Manhattan district attorney's office.
Do you know what this is? This is not justice. This is a beautiful gift to whoever else is forced to take anger management classes in the next six months. Awesome. Are you kidding? What? Seriously, we are about to start punching bitches in the face for NO REASON. Judge, we are a danger to ourselves and others, we need help!
Anger Management Counselor: Do you have anything you'd like to share, Ms. Brown?
Foxy Brown: You know them gangsta Brooklyn niggas is quick to fight/But we 'bout our dough - you know how that go/You know Brown come through with the hot ass flow.
Anger Management Counselor: That is very true, Ms. Brown, but do you think that maybe sometimes your desire to come through with the hot ass flow is at the expense of other people's well-being? That mayb
Foxy Brown: Stop your complaining/When rappers fade, Fox is remaining/If you shoot just watch where you're aiming/This is real, it's not entertainment.
Anger Management Counselor: I would never presume to think that this was entert
Gawker: Why don't you shut up and let her finish?
Foxy Brown: And my pussy niggaz wan' lick/And my big tit
Anger Management Counselor: I think we've made a lot of progress here today. A lot of progress. Let's all give Ms. Brown a hand for being so brave with her sharing.