Paragons of good taste and sharp-eyed journalistic integrity, Forbes leaves behind the salient issue of why women should stay in the kitchen, and tackles the much more pressing issue of just how drunk is everybody who has a job?

Their list of industries with problem drinking includes:

construction (drunk!)
retail (very, very drunk!)
leisure and hospitality (oh my, yes, drunk!)
agriculture (so drunk!)
real estate (drunk all the time!)
government (still drunk from last night, even!)
finance (almost as drunk as government!)

Strangely, the list does not include bloggers, heiresses, or holocaust deniers.

The Business of Nightlife [Forbes]

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