A Kaavya Viswanathan for the Self Help Set. Just Without All the Plagiarism and Stuff.

Daphne Oz. So fat. So ugly. So...over-achievingly accomplished.

Daphne Oz [author of The Dorm Room Diet] is a student at Princeton University. She grew up in Cliffside Park, New Jersey, with her three younger siblings, Arabella, Zoe, and Oliver. While still in high school she was a writer for ELLEgirl magazine, and she changed her school's lunch menu from processed cafeteria food to include whole grains and raw foods. She is the daughter of Lisa and Dr. Mehmet Oz, co-author of the bestsellers You: The Owner's Manual and You: The Smart Patient.

Chapeau, Daphne Oz. It is reassuring to see that you are as without merit on the inside as you are hideously deformed on the outside.

Newmarket Press: Daphne Oz