Team Party Crash: Virgin Mobile VMA-holes After-Party

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The thing that is kind of confusing about everybody turning out for the VMAs and VMA-related events is that MTV is not that cool anymore. Sure, we like The Hills as much as anybody, but it's not like The Hills would look that out of place on the WB (CW, whatever, fuck you). They don't ever actually show music videos anymore, and if they do show a music video it's for, like, the fucking All-American Rejects. They gave us Carson Daly. THEY GAVE US CARSON DALY. It's like, how much more do they have to piss in our eyes before we finally call it quits?

What's that? Open bar? Okay, now we get it.

After the jump, Gawker's Nikola Tamindzic takes pictures of dogs dressed up like clowns, just like William Wegman.

Nikola's full gallery available here.

Team Party Crash: Virgin Mobile VMA-holes After-Party

Sometimes you really want to make an ENTRANCE!, and sometimes you just want to make a fucking entrance already.

Team Party Crash: Virgin Mobile VMA-holes After-Party

Gawker mascot Andrew Krucoff and Dealbreaker mascot John Carney talk f2f without the calming salve of an electronic intermediary. AWKWARD!

Team Party Crash: Virgin Mobile VMA-holes After-Party

Remember when J. Lo wore that scandalous green dress to the VMAs a few years back? Remember when apparently K-Mart started making a knock-off version of it? Remember when this boring girl wore that?

Team Party Crash: Virgin Mobile VMA-holes After-Party

No, no one has ever told me I look like a tiny Willem Defoe standing between the Munsters and Boy, Interrupted before.

Team Party Crash: Virgin Mobile VMA-holes After-Party

Oops, wrong wedding.

Team Party Crash: Virgin Mobile VMA-holes After-Party

The New York Daily News's Ben Widdicombe, perfectly content to raise the median age in a room by half.

Team Party Crash: Virgin Mobile VMA-holes After-Party

"Psst, here's a secret: we're old."

Team Party Crash: Virgin Mobile VMA-holes After-Party

Greg K. (the Other Dude) knows Anthony Kiedis and the Vampire LeStat personally. But he just calls them "dads."

Team Party Crash: Virgin Mobile VMA-holes After-Party

Jade from America's Next Top Model (left). Woman from America's Next Top Macy Gray Called and She Wants Her Hair Back, but You Can Keep the Face (right).

Team Party Crash: Virgin Mobile VMA-holes After-Party

We love ANIMAL's Bucky Turco, in no small part because he's the only guy in the world who watched King of Queens and thought "that look is tiiiight!"

Team Party Crash: Virgin Mobile VMA-holes After-Party

Cougar Force! Unite!

Team Party Crash: Virgin Mobile VMA-holes After-Party

James Iha. Queen of Narnia.

Team Party Crash: Virgin Mobile VMA-holes After-Party

The grim reaper still not sure if she should collect the soul of the girl in the hideous vest. The girl in blue oblivious to everything as usual.

Team Party Crash: Virgin Mobile VMA-holes After-Party

Last Night's Party's Merlin Bronques at last night's party with tomorrow morning's regretted hook-up.

Team Party Crash: Virgin Mobile VMA-holes After-Party

This guy should have his torso removed.

Team Party Crash: Virgin Mobile VMA-holes After-Party

It's a fine line between that coy little look that says "I'm cute and interesting" and that coy little look that says "I'm trashed and easy." Unless you're double-fucking-fisting it. Then there is no line, it's just let's go back to your place, Drunky McSluterson.