We're still grappling with the enormity of it all, the overwhelming revelation of Suri Cruise's hair and the crushing reality of Katie Couric as an evening news anchor. It's hard not to be dizzy at such an exciting time as this. Nevertheless, in an effort to understand, let us all repeatedly study the most important 61 seconds in the history of the entire world, when a woman wearing white after Labor Day showed us pictures of TomKat's baby Bjork.

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