Do you realize what yesterday was? SEPTEMBER THE ELEVENTH, the day of the Marc Jacobs show! Just like last fall, Jacobs kept shit real by making guests wait an hour and a half for the show to start; the 90-minute delay no doubt provided cushy arrival time for the usual front row whores: Sofia Coppola, Mischa Barton, Lil' Kim, Kate Bosworth, and a no doubt impatient Anna Wintour (though really, shouldn't she expect these Jacobsian delays?). The ever-so-important occasion was also marked by an appearance from penis-waving director Vincent Gallo, who arrived with Kim Gordon. Fabulous beautiful darling blah breathtaking fabulous can't handle air kiss luxury fabulous fabulous love love LOVE IT!
Outside was another story: total ruckus, with uninvited fat people desperately trying to shove their way in; photographer Ben Watts, brother of Naomi, getting pushy; guests panicking their way through security lest they miss a minute of Jacobs' 15-minute orgasm. And all as two beaming towers of light shone above them, casting a glow on this poignant and tender event.
