Buy Almost-Relevant Domain Names, Make Tens of Tens in Advertising!

Recently, an individual who has registered an insane amount of Brangelina/Shiloh-related domain names offered us the chance to purchase any number of his culturally hot dot-coms:

BabyShilohJoliePitt.com - $1950
BabyShilohJolie-Pitt.com - $1950
BabyShilohPitt.com - $2700
BabyBradPitt.com - $2850
JoliePittWedding.com - $2950
TheJoliePittWedding.com - $2950
PittJolieWedding.com - $2950
PittWedding.com - $2600
ThePittWedding.com - $2600
BrangelinaWedding.com - $4750
TheBrangelinaWedding.com - $4750
MrandMrsBradPitt.com - $3250

That's a lot of domain names this fellow has purchased — but surely it'll pay off. Right? It's gotta, right? Right? Anyhow, we can't fathom coughing up a single penny for BrangelinaWedding.com, nevermind $4750. But if you're in the business of psychotically snatching up domain names and are interested, we've got some comparison figures for you:

UsWirelessPhones.com - $7500
Diarrheal.com - $2850
DarfurSudan.com - $600
StopTerrorism.com - $160

Happy shopping.