Eventually We Will All Be Working For 'Portfolio'

Congratulations to Kurt Eichenwald, who moves from covering child porn at the Times to covering luxury porn for Cond Nast's forthcoming Portfolio. Eichenwald marks about the thousandth hire for a publication whose long-gestating debut may coincide with Jesus' return, but we're happy to see that Si's sparing no expense to go after top talent. Best wishes, Kurt; Cond 's going to make you need a whole different kind of counseling.

KURT EICHENWALD NAMED SENIOR WRITER, INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER OF COND NAST PORTFOLIO [Romenesko]