WWD has really outdone themselves on this otherwise craptastic morning, digging up the high school yearbook photos for a handful of major editors. Unfortunately, Jann Wenner's isn't half as humiliating as we'd have hoped, though we can't quite bring ourselves to admit that he was once kind of cute (we're thinking it, though, which is really weird). The high-powered ladies, however? Next time you're feeling inferior because of some glossy's absurd proclamation, just remember that though may not be pretty and rich, but at least no one's digging up your old photos.

More after the jump.

Linda Wells, Allure

Amy Astley, Teen Vogue

Susan Schulz, CosmoGirl

Kim France, Lucky

Memo Pad [WWD]

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