This has nothing to do with anything, really, but we've already had our fun with Jon Friedman: today, September 19, is Talk Like a Pirate Day. So if your day isn't already shaping up to totally suck, hang in there, because soon every asshole* in your office will be dropping "arrrrghs" and "ayyyys" like they're the funniest motherfuckers on earth. Good times. But, to keep you from killing yourself, just remember that there's a "statistically inverse relationship" between pirates and global warming. So that dumbfuck sitting next to you who keeps calling you "matey"? At least his heart's in the right place.

Arrrrr! It's Talk Like a Pirate Day [Mixed Signals]

*Note: these assholes are usually the same individuals who love Mad TV and think robots are awesome.

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