Tuesday night, videographer Richard had the good fortune of attending a party for a phone. T Mobile! Y Apartment! W the fuck. No worries, here comes the Samsung Trace, which is a phone that lets you talk to people far away and take pictures of things very close. To celebrate, partygoers grooved to a pierced musical combo, swilled Veuve Clicquot, scarfed quesadilla rolls, and slurped down bowls of cereal. Yep, we got that last part on tape, just for you. Compare and contrast with T-Mobile's last launch, if you dare.

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