Great news! Really great. Two fundamentally classic Gawker t-shirt designs — "It's not whoring if you do it for free" and "Yes, I am quietly judging you" are back in stock after a terrifying period of scarcity. Moreover, they now come in even bigger sizes to adequately cover your various unsightly protuberances. Of course, they still run small, so don't think we can accommodate just any ol' lardo who comes along. Though we'll still happily sell shirts to any ol' lardo. We're not monsters.

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