Willie Nelson's Concert Rider Calls For Three Hundred Pounds Of Doritos And No Fewer Than Ten Blacklight Posters For His Dressing Room

Because we realize that you probably need some help coming down from the unparalleled rush resulting from looking at an image of Steve-O's penis finally being put to a biologically sound purpose, we're happy to pass along this photo from the Blooming Ideas blog, depicting the stash that Louisiana cops confiscated from country legend Willie Nelson earlier this week, which included a pound and a half of pot and three ounces of psilocibin mushrooms. Unfortunately, no crack was found at the scene, demonstrating once again that even the most dedicated of famous, recreational drug users have a lot to learn from television showrunners.