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Breaking News! During a deep investigation, we found Google's most media-saturating executive hiding in plain sight on the cover of Newsweek that's been out for days. Marissa Mayer's anti-biometric face-morphing technique ensured that millions of web programmers would stream right past her in the checkout line. God she's advanced.

It's hard to make out the details, but if you examine the demarcated area, and squint real hard, you'll realize OH MY GOD IT'S HER.

Newsweek cover [Wausau Daily Herald]