• Having had the above video sent to us three times now, we can't help but share it with everyone. No idea what the fuck it is, but it's pretty amazing.
• If only the Rosh had a big ball drop. [Not Chosen, Just Posin']
• The Cobrasnake's girlfriend has a blog, and it's pretty amazing. In a "woe is humanity" sort of way. [BWE]
• Fuck with Howard Stern, and he will get you fired. The Post's John Mainelli learned that the hard way. [Remainders]
• Skinniest man at Conde Nast would appreciate it if fatties would stop ruining his marathons. [Slate]
• Penis transplant! Penis! We just like to say penis! Penis! [Slate]
• Better know your borough with Netflix. [Jane]
• Keeping in line with Forbes' earlier, brilliant item about how men shouldn't marry career women, now the magazine advises the ladies on how to snag themselves a rich husband. You know, just to make sure they stay in the kitchen, where they belong. [Forbes]

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