A Letter to the 'New York Post'

Professional Bush-hater Keith Olbermann recently received an envelope full of white powder. The Post reports:

The caustic commentator panicked and frantically called 911 at about 12:30 a.m., sources told The Post's Philip Messing. An NYPD HazMat unit rushed to Olbermann's pad on Central Park South, but preliminary tests indicated the substance was harmless soap powder. However, that wasn't enough to satisfy Olbermann, who insisted on a checkup. He asked to be taken to St. Luke's Hospital, where doctors looked him over and sent him home. Whether they gave him a lollipop on the way out isn't known.

Fucking pussy. Everyone knows anthrax is no big deal.

Powder Puff Spooks Keith [NYP]
Anthrax victim's long wait for diagnosis [Guardian]