The suspense is crippling—proceed on to your blind item guessing game answers before you pass out from anticipation. But first, one more lap around One Headline-Hungry Blind Vice:
Ted sez: "There's no denying that Dorrell Sausage is hot 'n' hunky. His semi-famous name and chiseled mug have been increasingly featured in the rags lately, thanks to a string of high-profile romances. And this ain't by accident,
D.S. went from dating a cute, fairly well known chica to supposedly seeing Pixie Mixie, tabloid darling. See, the D-man wants to be (more) famous himself, imagine that in this me-me-me enclave! And after a halfhearted stab at the spotlight on his own not so long ago (prior to Pixie time), it seems Mr. Sausage—a somewhat cognizant realist with thin lips, thicker things elsewhere—realized it's way easier to get press when you're attached to an It creature." Read the item.
You say: Your guesses are after the jump:
You say: You overwhelmingly named Brody Jenner, the guy who currently pretends to find Nicole Richie's exposed ribcage "really, really sexy, baby," as Dorrell Sausage, the cad who's trying to screw his way up to the kind of name recognition and post-reality-show career enjoyed by the likes of ex-girlfriend Kristen Cavallari. Quite frankly, Jenner should try fucking someone a little more famous; we still barely have any idea who he is.
You also say: Harry Morton, the Pink Taco mogul who either is or isn't dating Lindsay Lohan depending on what is convenient either for the tabloids (Lindsay has a boyfriend, but is banging a Greek shipping heir!) or Leslie Sloane Zelnick, Lohan's publicist. (Lindsay has a boyfriend who doesn't drink, meaning she's no longer a lush who doesn't show up to work!)
You also say: Channing Tatum, Wilmer Valderrama, DJ AM, Dane Cook, and Travis Barker.
And The Andy Dick/Dakota Fanning Memorial "You Also Say" Item Goes To: Henry Kissinger and Condoleezza Rice.
Thanks to everyone for playing!