It's been far too long since we checked in with our favorite professional party girl, would-be socialite Melissa Berkelhammer. The poster child for the glamorous side of unemployment is paying her dues on the social circuit, working hard to ensure her place with the Hearsts and Joffes of this world, sitting on the executive committee for the ASPCA's Young Friends benefit next week. If she's a Young Friend of the organization, it suggests that her parents shelled out quite a bit of money — just so everyone could point out the irony of Berkelhammer hosting anything horse-themed. Cruel, really.

Horse'n Around [ASPCA]
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