Before you all bolt your desks for the sweet, sweet freedom of the weekend, let's wrap up today's blind item guessing game. But before moving on to your guesses, take another lap around One Unsisterly Blind Vice:
Ted sez: "Morgan Mayhem, consider yourself warned! Gal-friend, those unpredictable ways have gotten you into trouble in myriad areas of your life, but now it seems your social-butterfly status is in serious jeopardy, too. Hid-eee-us, I know. See, there's this ber-exclusive bo te of fabulousness here in Tinseltown that certain celebs consider their personal playground. The door at said joint is tighter than Nicole Kidman's forehead and has turned away highly celebrated, professional partiers without batting a stoic eye. [...]
But the owner of the former spot ain't so thrilled anymore. First off, he's already received wrist slaps and warnings from police for allowing other questionable antics to go down, as it were, at his establishment (which really should look a bit more fab considering the loot this guy poured into it). And secondly, Morg's not just hittin' the snowy slopes anymore. She's got a newer, dirtier drug of choice. And it's becoming painfully obvious." Read the item.
You say: Your guesses are after the jump:
You say: Yes, we know that Casablanca's covered this ground many times before and that you all have been long convinced that Morgan Mayhem is Lindsay Lohan. But don't think of Ted's obsession with documenting Mayhem's every bathroom stall bump as repetitive, think of each recounting of a well-snorted line as a new chapter in the timeless Hollywood tale of a troubled actress who likes to get high and make out with girls. Doesn't that sound a lot better? It does to us.
You also say: LaToya Jackson and Kathy Griffin, but we assume you were joking.
And The Andy Dick/Dakota Fanning Memorial "You Also Say" Item Goes To: Katie Couric and Maureen Stapleton (tie).
Thanks to everyone for playing!