This Thursday, Britney Spears' husband and ejaculator of super-seed Kevin Federline will make his television debut, sharing with the world his thespian talents on CSI as a street thug (the role is a real stretch). It's clearly Emmy-worthy material, especially when K-Fed gets clocked, but his interpretation of lines like "you bitches haven't caught them cats yet?" is truly moving.
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