Maybe Google will buy YouTube, maybe they won't. We didn't care before, but now we kinda hope it doesn't happen, just to halt this masturbatory race to coin the cute hybrid nickname. And no, we're not going to offer a smarter counter-example. Even though we totally could, if we wanted.

GoogTube? [FishbowlNY]
GoogTube?: Was Google the idiots Mark Cuban spoke of [MediaWire]
The Goog Tube [NYP]
GoogTube on the way? [ZDNet]
GoogTube [MarketWatch]
GoogTube? Yoogle? [USAT]