One time I was walking down the street in New York City and there was this carload of teenagers. Bumper-to-bumper traffic. They were just packed in there like a circus act. They saw me and started screaming, "We love you, Andy Dick. We're your number one fans!" And I'm like, I love you, too. Rock on. I kept walking. They caught up. Then it was, "Andy Dick, we hate you!" They had talked in the car and decided they weren't my number one fans. It was horrible.
The man himself, Andy Dick, in this past weekend's Washington Post profile. Also contains his lovable anti-mash note to the New York Post's Mandy Stadtmiller, who Dick groped/bit after the William Shatner roast on Comedy Central; Stadtmiller replies.