If you're scoring at home, the Post has come out on top of the News in two tabs' contest over whether or not Yankees skipper Joe Torre will remain at the helm: Torre is currently holding a press conference where he says he's staying on. Still, we can't be too hard on the News, which just two days ago was telling us that Torre was toast: Photo placement like this is pretty goddamn genius.

And Joe Is Telling You He's Not Going


Joe Won't Go [AP]
Joe's toast in motown melt [NYDN]
He's Joe-ing Nowhere [NYP]