Secretly Sensitive Douchebag Likes Dancing, 'The Matrix'

Your personal recollections of New Haven-area douchebag* Aleksey Veyner continue to come in. Here's our personal favorite of the afternoon:

My boyfriend is in his class at Yale and Vayner told him that he is in an underground martial arts league with Jean-Claude van Damme, who he fought. Seriously. And that these douchey antics are officially sponsored by Underarmor. AND he claims to have played Pete Sampras and though he lost 6-1, 6-1 he was "always able to hold his serve." So clearly he not only sucks at tennis, but doesn't know the rules either.

Over at Dealbreaker they've taken a trip into the man's mind; it seems frighteningly accurate. But get ready for the best part: After the jump, some screen caps from our own little douchebag's Facebook page!

Secretly Sensitive Douchebag Likes Dancing, 'The Matrix'

Secretly Sensitive Douchebag Likes Dancing, 'The Matrix'

Secretly Sensitive Douchebag Likes Dancing, 'The Matrix'

The forlorn little kitty in the final frame really gets us.

*We know, we know, but honestly? It's the mot juste.